drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

o m g 

(Source: drinklust, via stand)

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: jaatri, via asvprock)